here I am again, bleary-eyed and miserable after a seemingly wonderful day.
So, I went on MSPARP. I ran into the greatest Dirk ever.
[dave strider sobbing in the distance]
Unspoken rule of this blog: always reblog this video.
OHMYGFUCKFGIN IVE BEEN LOOKING SO HARD FOR tHIS VIDEO ITS BEEN LIKE 5 MONTHS YES
I FINALLY FOUND IT
MY LIFE IS COMPLE, ETA
nonononono look your land is supposed to challenge you to help you become a better person not reflect your needs that’s why rose’s was so bright and colorful and john’s so dark and jade’s so cold.
Dave was insecure enough to the point he had to desperately hold onto his “cool kid” persona and needed a lot of attention. His land is desolate.
Dirk has serious control and anxiety issues. His land is a giant city.
It puts you out of your comfort zone.
literally 5 minutes after John said, “there is no way you’re getting me into a dress, Dave!”
you’re so cute AHHH~ uwu
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
what i literally do not understand ,
is why its ok
to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be???
like???? no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make me feel like shit.
you’re supposed to bring your kids self esteem up????? not shatter it???????
headcanon voice for
hELP THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST I SWEAR TO CHRIST
I THOGHT I WA STHE ONYL ONE