pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

yaoibutts:

Some losers and their pokemon.

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I hope when you peel citrus fruit
that it all comes out in one piece.
I hope that you have nothing to do today
so that you can stay in the shower
because sometimes that’s the warmest
and safest place to be.

I hope you let the sidewalk kiss
the bottoms of your bare
blistered feet after you’ve walked
far too long in uncomfortable shoes.

I hope the lights are all green on your drive home.
I hope the cashier looks at you like you’re beautiful.
I hope you have an appetite tonight and I hope
you have good things to eat.

I hope the walk to your car smells like trees.
I hope you haven’t forgotten how lovely you are.

We all have different definitions of a good day.
I hope you get some stuff done
even when you couldn’t leave your bed last week.
I hope you went outside even though
you didn’t want to see anyone.
I hope you at least have a day
where nothing bad happens.

I hope you have a day when you give yourself a break
because you need to remember that you’re human.
I hope you do something that makes you feel good about yourself.
I hope you do something for you and only you.
I hope you remember it’s not selfish.
I hope you remember it’s okay to eat.

Most of all, I hope you don’t die
because you are so many people’s reasons
to stay alive.

— 4:20 p.m. (You deserve the best, I hope you get it)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

jkyosh:

Yup.

(Alpha Kids version of this)

mcsiggy:

This is a commission! /w\ some fluffy bonebrothers!

uOu thank you for commissioning me!!

ask-gallows-callibrator:

lydiallama:

oh my god i’m so sorry someone asked for karezi but i apparently made tHIS AT LIKE 1 LAST NIGHT

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i don’t know what is happening

NO THIS IS A REALLY BAD BUT FUNNY PUN I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO LAUGH OR CRY

astrons:

earlier i was super frustrated with how inflexible my style is so i doodled john in a style im not used to
and then it grew????? ? yeah (also omg jake what happened to u are u drunk)

astrons:

earlier i was super frustrated with how inflexible my style is so i doodled john in a style im not used to

and then it grew????? ? yeah (also omg jake what happened to u are u drunk)

goddessofsax:

Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

dicelle:

if i die young

bury me in dave quotes